Sunday, March 15, 2009

BETTER THAN POLYGAMY!

I found something that is better than polygamy. Having a cousin that lives 1 mile away from me. She gives me all the benefits I need from a plural marriage. I don't have to share my husband, I don't have to dress like this,if I need something from the store she will grab it while she is out, she will let me steal a Pepsi or two to get my caffeine fix I might need that day and then to top it all off, she will randomly leave me meals for dinner which saves me the hassle of having to cook! Everyone needs to have a cousin that lives only a mile away!

8 comments:

Mrs. Buv said...

Too bad I couldn't borrow your hubby before I had my own!! HA!

I love you pretty girl and am thankful you let me love you and let me do the tiny things you let me do to help...wish there was more!!

Randi

Sara! said...

Um, Randi?

Can you take care of me too?

Thanks.

jenny said...

As scary as it sounds I looked like that top photo last weekend. Yikes!

McB's said...

No way! how about friends that live LESS than a mile away, I'm expecting dinner tonight.

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Katie Smith said...

What?! You don't want to wear one of those dresses? I always thought they were so fashionable. I actually just wish I could get my hair to do what theirs does.

What a great cousin you have. I gotta get me one of those...

jmelyn said...

I feel so unloved Carol....I am close too. You get a coke fix at our place too. So unloved. :(

Kara said...

Oh Carol, I think you are missing out not wearing one of the dresses, and especially not having your hair long and pulled back in a bun. You always said long hair was hot girlfriend hair.
You are very lucky to have Randi, she is awesome! I do like having Eran and Michelle just down the street, except when I have to watch their kids every day of the week. ;)