No biggie, we follow it to the next bus stop. Emma is so nervous she is going to miss it again that she opens the car door while we are still moving and starts to hop out. So after I finish yelling at her for trying to kill herself she runs to get in line and hop on the bus. As I watch her try and get on the bus I see kids running every where trying to make the bus on time - why because its about to leave the second bus stop when it should just barely be leaving the first bus stop. So myself and a few other moms stop and complain to each other how its too early and its not right but, whatever Elias and I head back home.
As I am driving home I see 4 kids standing at Emma's bus stop with puzzled looks on their face. I find out 2 of them don't have a way to school now so all 4 kids hop in my car (again, why are kids hoping in my car when I am stranger danger?!) and I drive them all to school.

I was going to drop them off at the parent drop off but then I decided I needed to talk to the bus driver. So we park and get out and start walking to school when I feel something gross on my hand and caked into my fingernails - I look and once again Elias pooped out of his diaper but this time it got me - it was caked on so thick that I literally had to shake it off into the street and continue on my way to talk to the bus driver but now I am even more angry because I have poop on me and I don't have a diaper bag because who brings that when they are only running their kid to the bus stop 30 seconds away.
So, I wait for all the kids to get off the bus and all I can hear is the bus driver shouting at the kids is "don't not push, scream, hit, kick", etc no friendly have a good day or anything. When all the kids get off he shuts the door - so I take my fist and pound on the door so he opens it and I (with attitude of course :) tell him he needs to stop leaving early and wait until 7:52am to leave which of course he responds with "I keep track of my time" and then it begins, I firmly let him know he did not leave on time, I followed him to the next 3 stops and I had to take a car full of kids which weren't mine to school because he didn't wait. I leave and get in the car to go home and clean up but before I get home guess what I find - bus driver man pulled over to the side of the road like usual smoking - which has never bothered me until today when I now believe he leaves early so he can have a longer smoke break.
So, I go home, take a picture of the poop for this post (there was a lot more poop but you have to remember I shook it off and cleaned up a bit before touching the camera), called Jared, my mom and another mom so she could call the bus transportation people with me and complain. Tomorrow I will be following the bus with the school districts phone number and bus route number on a pad of paper and handing it out to other moms to call as well if he leaves early again - moral of the story - don't mess with a stay at home mom with poop on her arms and fingers with nothing else to do but call and complain :)
8 comments:
Ok...that's not right! The poop eater I laughed at...but seeing you with poop ALL over your arm & thinking about it squishing under your fingernails...I just about peed my pants!!!
And all this from the lady who wasn't sure she wanted to have kids yet...let alone stay home & clean up poop all day!!
It's a good thing you are SO dang pretty!! (& the bangs are a nice change...even if you are gonna be friends with Jenn & look like your little sister)
K, anonymous said it all. I loved the poop eater, luckily it was his own poop. Oak once went fishing in the toilet at a family member's house (not mentioning names) and I was disgusted, I don't think any made it to his mouth though, or it fell out when he jumped out of his skin when I yelled at him. Caked under your nails is such a gross, vivid description though.
Also, I LOVE YOUR BANGS! You look super cute!
I hate your bus driver.
Lastly, next week sucks for me, maybe the one after? I'm off on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Call me.
This would simply be just another funny post but the picture easily pushes you into possible "best post ever" territory.
Oh my poop! Sounds like your day started out great:) They say that sending your child to Kindergarten was hard, but I thought it was the homework not chasing after the freakin bus. Don't parents teach their children about stranger danger?
Something dawned on me while reading all these blogs about poop. We could make a fortune developing a diaper that actually keeps massive bowel movements from escaping the confines of the diaper...Something to look into?
How about "Super Pooper Keeper"?
LOL!!!! Ok, so I just stopped laughing, and I totally love being a mom...don't you Carol???? Oh, and about that bus driver...WHAT A HOMO!!!!
Did you ever give those other moms the number for the bus people? They should totally fire that guy! I think I will call them up myself today, and make sure the job gets done! Hopefully he's shaped up anyway. And hopefully those little kids are only getting in your car cuz they know you are a Mom! But I doubt it. Scary!
Maybe you should switch diapers.... I always liked LUVS, Pampers sucked cuz I always got the poop up the back too, but sorry, no poop eating stories yet!! Maybe you're just not feeding Elias enough... :)
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