This is the text conversation between me and Tyson today...I laughed so hard at this and then I had to call Jared and we laughed, then Bishop called me right then so then we laughed and now I am blogging it because I love him so much and I want to remember this:
16 year old sophomore:
Tyson: Mother I'm growing up and with growing up comes a price of $109.99 for a gold manscape lawn mower 5.0 ultra
Me: Huh?! I don't even know what that is?
Tyson:
Me: Ball hairs!!
Tyson: Gold edition though :)
Me: (and now I am just going to mess with him) Just borrow dad's platinum edition!!
Tyson: mom are you psycho u dont share
Me: dad can show you how to use it if you want! Sometimes he creates designs in his hair
Tyson: (insert grossed out face emoji)
Me: Tyson Steven who is looking at your ball hairs?! No one! Or it better not be anyone!! I'll get you one for a wedding gift! ;)
Tyson: I like to be fresh
but sadly I got distracted by my phone call with Bishop so the convo just ended.....love this kid!!